(A view of the front of a bank. Suddenly a van pulls up. 5 armed robber’s jump out and go in to the bank. The alarms of the bank turn on. The camera changes view and points up to the sky. An object approaches over the British city. It gets closer and the object is a man. He rushes in to the bank. After a few minuets, he comes out victorious with all the five men one by one.)
(The camera backs off. It shows that it was a projector video. There is a table where a bunch of sachet men are sitting.)
(One of the men sits up. He appears to be the leader and speaks.)
Leader: Justice League man of extraordinary powers spider hawk lad… or J.L.M.O.E.P.S.H.L for short. He has foiled or attempts to run chases in Britain. What can we do?
(a second man stands up dramatically. His name tag reads Brad.)
Brad: We tried all we can… dismals in distress, hit and run, even kryptonite. We’ve read the whole bad guy villain book inside and out. Every idea in it… we did.
(A different man, hesitated, and stood up. He spook nervously.) Man: Well… did you try… shooting him… in the head?
Brad: (Speaking with the book next to his face with a smile. His face on the cover.) The book didn’t say anything about….
Leader: (Hitting the book out of his hand.) Forget the bloody book. (pauses) Hold on. Why in bloody hell didn’t we think of shooting him?! For god’s sake… every evil villain in every movie shot the super hero… even if at the end they get horribly mangled.
Brad: Well, that’s why we didn’t do it.
Leader: What do you mean?
Brad: Well, we don’t have “Bad guy getting horribly mangled by a really strong super hero insurance.” Well I don’t know. I guess that if it does actually kill him… the guys might feel kinda’ bad about the whole “hay I killed the only man who has the stones to stick up for the week, innocent, and the down right pitiful.”
Leader: Get the hell out there and shoot him before I horribly mangle you!!
End scene
(The owner of the British’s most popular magazine “the 24 hour Trumpet,” witch is now way the same as the daily bugle, Richard Cory, Sits down after dinner to watch TV on his 78 inch plasma television.)
Richard: Gee Wiz. Sticking up for the week, innocent, and the down right pitiful can be tiring. Let’s see what is on the tely, shall we?
(just than, a phone rings)
Richard: Hello…Oh hello governor’… oh another bank robbery you say? Of course I can save the day, I was only just talking to my self just a moment ago…. Got it… J.L.M.O.E.P.S.H.L out. Tally hoooo!
(Suddenly… he jumps out of his seat, spins around a bunch and turns in to the friendly neighborhood superhero.)
End scene
(J.L.M.O.E.P.S.H.L busts in to the bank and finds no one is there. Just than a mask man walks up behind him with a gun.)
Man: Ello’ (He puts the gun to his head and pulled the trigger.)
By: Taylor m
Scene 1
(A view of the front of a bank. Suddenly a van pulls up. 5 armed robber’s jump out and go in to the bank. The alarms of the bank turn on. The camera changes view and points up to the sky. An object approaches over the British city. It gets closer and the object is a man. He rushes in to the bank. After a few minuets, he comes out victorious with all the five men one by one.)
(The camera backs off. It shows that it was a projector video. There is a table where a bunch of sachet men are sitting.)
(One of the men sits up. He appears to be the leader and speaks.)
Leader: Justice League man of extraordinary powers spider hawk lad… or J.L.M.O.E.P.S.H.L for short. He has foiled or attempts to run chases in Britain. What can we do?
(a second man stands up dramatically. His name tag reads Brad.)
Brad: We tried all we can… dismals in distress, hit and run, even kryptonite. We’ve read the whole bad guy villain book inside and out. Every idea in it… we did.
(A different man, hesitated, and stood up. He spook nervously.)
Man: Well… did you try… shooting him… in the head?
Brad: (Speaking with the book next to his face with a smile. His face on the cover.) The book didn’t say anything about….
Leader: (Hitting the book out of his hand.) Forget the bloody book. (pauses) Hold on. Why in bloody hell didn’t we think of shooting him?! For god’s sake… every evil villain in every movie shot the super hero… even if at the end they get horribly mangled.
Brad: Well, that’s why we didn’t do it.
Leader: What do you mean?
Brad: Well, we don’t have “Bad guy getting horribly mangled by a really strong super hero insurance.” Well I don’t know. I guess that if it does actually kill him… the guys might feel kinda’ bad about the whole “hay I killed the only man who has the stones to stick up for the week, innocent, and the down right pitiful.”
Leader: Get the hell out there and shoot him before I horribly mangle you!!
End scene
(The owner of the British’s most popular magazine “the 24 hour Trumpet,” witch is now way the same as the daily bugle, Richard Cory, Sits down after dinner to watch TV on his 78 inch plasma television.)
Richard: Gee Wiz. Sticking up for the week, innocent, and the down right pitiful can be tiring. Let’s see what is on the tely, shall we?
(just than, a phone rings)
Richard: Hello…Oh hello governor’… oh another bank robbery you say? Of course I can save the day, I was only just talking to my self just a moment ago…. Got it… J.L.M.O.E.P.S.H.L out. Tally hoooo!
(Suddenly… he jumps out of his seat, spins around a bunch and turns in to the friendly neighborhood superhero.)
End scene
(J.L.M.O.E.P.S.H.L busts in to the bank and finds no one is there. Just than a mask man walks up behind him with a gun.)
Man: Ello’ (He puts the gun to his head and pulled the trigger.)
Gun: Bang!
(All the bad guys come out.)
Men: Yeah!! We win
FIN